24.Jul.14 1 day ago

readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

(via new-york-street-lights)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked, via ex-wifematerial)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

(Source: ashtonxrwins, via ex-wifematerial)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via ex-wifematerial)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago

spookyjacob:

cut ur dick off itll grow back even bigger and more powerful

(via ex-wifematerial)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago