28.Jul.14 53 minutes ago
28.Jul.14 58 minutes ago

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via ex-wifematerial)

27.Jul.14 15 hours ago
27.Jul.14 15 hours ago
27.Jul.14 15 hours ago

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via ex-wifematerial)

27.Jul.14 15 hours ago

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via ex-wifematerial)

27.Jul.14 15 hours ago

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via ex-wifematerial)

27.Jul.14 15 hours ago
  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
27.Jul.14 15 hours ago

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via soflymetothemoon)

27.Jul.14 15 hours ago
27.Jul.14 15 hours ago