moon dust in your lungs
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
cut ur dick off itll grow back even bigger and more powerful